Etsy Bloggers May Feature: Cozy comfort for wedge washers

Keep your wedges clean!!!!

How you may ask?
Some may simply dip in cold water, some may rub with a damp towel (This is the suggested means of cleaning), and some like it dirty!
But don't wash your wedges with just anything!

As a member of the etsy bloggers team, We Are Wedges wants to introduce you to Cozy!
Cozy is this May's Featured Blogger of the month!

In particular, take a look at these handmade kitchen cloth scrubbies!!!
Just perfect for cleaning your wedges.
Soft yet strong, these will give you what wedges crave...

!!!GOOD CLEAN FUN!!!

Be sure to also check out her blog: http://cozyetsy.blogspot.com/

Public Notice RE; Novelty Haiku

ATTENTION PHARMACEUTICAL WHOLESALERS

If you must send junk mail, your friendly recipients at wearewedges.com now require it to be sent in haiku format. You do remember what I haiku is, right? No?


HAIKU PRIMER

Well, we did some research, and apparently, the format of a haiku depends on what language you would like to write it in. We’re going to keep it simple here and leave it at “poems consisting of 3 lines, the first containing 5 syllables, second line 7 syllables, and last line 5 syllables.


OK, SURE. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WEDGES?

Nothing, absolutely nothing except that if you write and send me a haiku about anything related to my wedges, I will post it. If you send me junk mail, in haiku format, I will read it! No other haiku will be accepted!! Well, we're still accepting death threats -- but only in haiku format!!!

Here is my attempt at writing a haiku – Death threat styles:

Uttered under breath
Eyes staring as if to kill
Abruptly depart

Walter came up with one on the topic of junk mail:

Lottery winnings
Accost my inbox daily
Who are these people?

***SEND YOUR HAIKU. WE REQUIRE AMUSEMENT.***