WEDGE HAIKU! MMMFFHHBHBHATTHHAHYYEAAHH!!!

Even a Vegan
Can buy a wedge and eat them
They aren’t dairy

I would not suggest
That you bother to try this
Cotton tastes like poo

But you can love them
In all their cheese shaped glory
And plushy goodness.

Thanks to Rachel G. for submitting this amazing wedge super-haiku! Your 3 separate haiku stanzas totally blew our wedgeminds! But wait a minute. "They aren't dairy". 5 syllables? Debatable. Still, A+++. Keep 'em coming!