Sunday, December 14, 2008

A Compelling Interview with my Plush Wedgehog Beck

Rachel- Welcome Beck! I would offer you a drink or food but you look stuffed.
Beck-
Rachel- Alright let’s get started. I mean we have started. Let’s get more started.
Beck-
Rachel- Right. So your tryst with Gwen, lets talk about that. Is it true that you were just minding your own when she practically fell form the sky and landed on you?
Beck-
Rachel- ummm…uh.. okay how did it feel to see her there and to smell her scent of oysters and dark chocolate.
Beck-
Rachel- Not literal oysters and dark chocolate.
Beck-
Rachel -That probably would have killed her.
Beck-
Rachel- and 7! 7 hoglets! That’s a lot! You were a busy guy
Beck-
Rachel- I mean not that you made each one separately. It’s not like when you’re the male making babies is like building sculptures out of mash potatoes or anything.
Beck-
Rachel- 7 is just a lot of kids.
Beck-
Rachel- Beck ladies and gentlemen!

2 comments:

The Stewart Stuff said...

What an awesome interview! What a talent you have! **Clapping***
-10oneworld

Rachel said...

Well aren't you sweet. It's true I'm like the Walter Cronkite of wedge journalism. Well there are some differences, but whatever.